سه جادوگر به سه ساعت سواچ نگاه میکنند؛
کدام جادوگر به کدام ساعت سواچ نگاه میکند
حالا به انگلیسی ترجمه کن
Three witches watch three Swatch watches
Which witch watch which Swatch watch?
یک دیوانه سنگی را به چاه می اندازد که صد عاقل نمی توانند آن را در بیاورند
Fools tie knots , and wise men loose them
شتر در خواب بیند پنبه دانه، گهی لف لف خورد گه دانه دانه
The cat dreams of mice
هندونه زیر بغلم نذار
Don't put watermelon under my arms
فکر میکنه از دماغ فیل افتاده
He thinks he has fallen out of an elephant's nose
سرش با دمبش بازی می کنه
His head is playing with his tail
اینقدر محکم بزنمت که برق از چشمات بپره
Punch you so hard that electricity will come out of your eyes
گلیمت رو از آب بکش
Pull your carpet out of the water
خرش از پل گذشته
His/Her donkey passed over the bridge
چپ چپ نگاه میکنه
He looks at me Left Left
خودت رو به کوچه علی چپ نزن
Do not hit yourself into left Ali Street
در دیزی بازه حیای گربه کجا رفته
The door to the pot is open, where is the integrity of the cat
ازدواج هندونه ای نبریده است
Marriage is an uncut watermelon
یکی کمه، دو تا غمه، سه تا بشه خاطر جمع
One is too little, two is sad, the third is sure
بهش هیچی نگفتم زبون در آورده
I haven’t said anything to her and she has grown a tongue
خوشی زده زیر دلت
Happiness has been hitting you under the belly
Building Your House
An elderly carpenter was ready to retire. He told his employer-contractor of his plans to leave the house-building business to live a more leisurely life with his wife and enjoy his extended family. He would miss the paycheck each week, but he wanted to retire. They could get by.
The contractor was sorry to see his good worker go & asked if he could build just one more house as a personal favor. The carpenter said yes, but over time it was easy to see that his heart was not in his work. He resorted to shoddy workmanship and used inferior materials. It was an unfortunate way to end a dedicated career.
When the carpenter finished his work, his employer came to inspect the house. Then he handed the front-door key to the carpenter and said, "This is your house... my gift to you."
The carpenter was shocked!
What a shame! If he had only known he was building his own house, he would have done it all so differently.
So it is with us. We build our lives, a day at a time, often putting less than our best into the building. Then, with a shock, we realize we have to live in the house we have built. If we could do it over, we would do it much differently.
But, you cannot go back. You are the carpenter, and every day you hammer a nail, place a board, or erect a wall. Someone once said, "Life is a do-it-yourself project." Your attitude, and the choices you make today, help build the "house" you will live in tomorrow. Therefore, Build wisely
Wait For The Brick
A young and successful executive was traveling down a neighborhood street, going a bit too fast in his new Jaguar. He was watching for kids darting out from between parked cars and slowed down when he thought he saw something. As his car passed, no children appeared. Instead, a brick smashed into the Jag's side door! He slammed on the brakes and drove the Jag back to the spot where the brick had been thrown. The angry driver then jumped out of the car, grabbed the nearest kid and pushed him up against a parked car, shouting, "What was that all about and who are you?
Just what the heck are you doing?
That's a new car and that brick you threw is going to cost a lot of money.
Why did you do it?"
The young boy was apologetic. "Please mister ... please, I'm sorry... I didn't know what else to do," he pleaded.
"I threw the brick because no one else would stop..."
With tears dripping down his face and off his chin, the youth pointed to a spot just around a parked car.
"It's my brother," he said.
"He rolled off the curb and fell out of his wheelchair and I can't lift him up."
Now sobbing, the boy asked the stunned executive, "Would you please help me get him back into his wheelchair? He's hurt and he's too heavy for me."
Moved beyond words, the driver tried to swallow the rapidly swelling lump in his throat. He hurriedly lifted the handicapped boy back into the wheelchair, then took out his fancy handkerchief and dabbed at the fresh scrapes and cuts. A quick look told him everything was going to be okay.
"Thank you and may God bless you," the grateful child told the stranger.
Too shook up for words, the man simply watched the little boy push his wheelchair-bound brother down the sidewalk toward their home. It was a long, slow walk back to the Jaguar. The damage was very noticeable, but the driver never bothered to repair the dented side door. He kept the dent there to remind him of this message: Don't go through life so fast that someone has to throw a brick at you to get your attention!
God whispers in our souls and speaks to our hearts. Sometimes when we don't have time to listen, He has to throw a brick at us.
It's our choice: Listen to the whisper ... or wait for the brick
Trees That Wood
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Once there were three trees on a hill in the woods. They were discussing their hopes and dreams when the first tree said, "Someday I hope to be a treasure chest. I could be filled with gold, silver and precious gems. I could be decorated with intricate carving and everyone would see the beauty." Then the second tree said, "Someday I will be a mighty ship. I will take kings and queens across the waters and sail to the corners of the world. Everyone will feel safe in me because of the strength of my hull." Finally the third tree said, "I want to grow to be the tallest and straightest tree in the forest. People will see me on top of the hill and look up to my branches, and think of the heavens and God and how close to them I am reaching. I will be the greatest tree of all time and people will always remember me." After a few years of praying that their dreams would come true, a group of woodsmen came upon the trees. When one came to the first tree he said, "This looks like a strong tree, I think I should be able to sell the wood to a carpenter" ... and he began cutting it down. The tree was happy, because he knew that the carpenter would make him into a treasure chest. At the second tree a woodsman said, "This looks like a strong tree, I should be able to sell it to the shipyard." The second tree was happy because he knew he was on his way to becoming a mighty ship. When the woodsmen came upon the third tree, the tree was frightened because he knew that if they cut him down his dreams would not come true. One of the woodsmen said, "I don't need anything special from my tree so I'll take this one", and he cut it down. When the first tree arrived at the carpenters, he was made into a feed box for animals. He was then placed in a barn and filled with hay. This was not at all what he had prayed for. The second tree was cut and made into a small fishing boat. His dreams of being a mighty ship and carrying kings had come to an end. The third tree was cut into large pieces and left alone in the dark. The years went by, and the trees forgot about their dreams. Then one day, a man and woman came to the barn. She gave birth and they placed the baby in the hay in the feed box that was made from the first tree. The man wished that he could have made a crib for the baby, but this manger would have to do. The tree could feel the importance of this event and knew that it had held the greatest treasure of all time. Years later, a group of men got in the fishing boat made from the second tree. One of them was tired and went to sleep. While they were out on the water, a great storm arose and the tree didn't think it was strong enough to keep the men safe. The men woke the sleeping man, and he stood and said "Peace" and the storm stopped. At this time, the tree knew that it had carried the King of Kings in its boat. Finally, someone came and got the third tree. It was carried through the streets as the people mocked the man who was carrying it. When they came to a stop, the man was nailed to the tree and raised in the air to die at the top of a hill. When Sunday came, the tree came to realize that it was strong enough to stand at the top of the hill and be as close to God as was possible, because Jesus had been crucified on it. The moral of this story is that when things don't seem to be going your way, always know that God has a plan for you. If you place your trust in Him, He will give you great gifts. Each of the trees got what they wanted, just not in the way they had imagined. We don't always know what God's plans are for us. We just know that His ways are not our ways, but His ways are always best |
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اما هیچ فکر کردین که اگر زنده یاد آقا فریدون خان مشیری
میخواست اون شعر معروف و محبوب "کوچه" رو امروزه بگه،چطوری می سرود؟
آخه امروز دیگه همه چی کامپیوتری شده و فکر کنم این مضمون بیشتر به دوره و زمونه ی فعلی میاد ...
بی تو Online شبی باز از آن Room گذشتم
همه تن چشم شدم، دنبال ID ی تو گشتم
شوق دیدار تو لبریز شد از Case وجودم
شدم آن User دیوانه که بودم
وسط صفحه Room ،Desktop یاد تو درخشید
Ding صد پنجره پیچید
شکلکی زرد بخندید
یادم آمد که شبی با هم از آن Chat بگذشتیم
Room گشودیم و در آن PM دلخواسته گشتیم
لحظه ای بی خط و پیغام نشستیم
تو و Yahoo و Ding و دنگ
همه دلداده به یک Talk بد آهنگ
Windows و Hard و Mother Board
آریا دست برآورده به Keyboard
تو همه راز جهان ریخته در طرز سلامت
من بدنبال معنای کلامت
یادم آمد که به من گفتی از این عشق حذر کن
لحظه ای چند بر این Room نظر کن
Chat آئینه عشق گذران است
تو که امروز نگاهت به Email ی نگران است
باش فردا که PM ات با دگران است
تا فراموش کنی چندی از این Log Out ،Room کن
باز گفتم حذر از Chat ندانم
ترک Chat کردن هرگز نتوانم نتوانم
روز اول که Email ام به تمنای تو پر زد
مثل Spam تو Inbox تو نشستم
تو Delet کردی ولی من نرمیدم نه گسستم
باز گفتم که تو یک Hacker و من User مستم
تا به دام تو درافتم Room ها رو گشتم و گشتم
تو مرا Hack بنمودی. نرمیدم. نگسستم
Room ی از پایه فرو ریخت
Hacker ی Ignore تلخی زد و بگریخت
Hard بر مهر تو خندید
PC از عشق تو هنگید
رفت در ظلمت شب آن شب و شبهای دگرهم
نگرفتی دگر از User آزرده خبر هم
نکنی دگر از آن Room گذر هم
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Select Readings مجموعه ای 4 سطحی است که برای تقویت مهارت Reading زبان انگلیسیطراحی شده است. این سری از کتاب ها انتخاب بسیاری از مدرسین زبان انگلیسی بوده است و در اکثر دانشگاهها به عنوان منبعی برای درس زبان عمومی تدریس می شود. ویژگی های مجموعهSelect Reading، آموزش مهارت خواندن، درک مطلب و واژگان، تجزیه و تحلیل دستوری، تحریک ذهن، بحث وگفتگو و است. زبانآموزان مقالات جالب و متنوعی را در زمینههایگوناگون در این کتاب ها خواهند یافت. در این کتاب با طیف گستردهای از موضوعات مواجه خواهید شد که به طور همزمان با بسیاری از لغات و کلمات جدید آن را نیز فرا خواهید گرفت. در این پست هر چهار سطح این مجموعه از (Elementary, Pre Intermediate, Intermediate, Upper Intermediate) در اختیار زبان آموزان قرار گرفته است. هر یک از سطوح دارای یک کتاب Student Book و فایل های صوتی می باشد. همچنین پاسخ تمرین ها نیز در فایل جداگانه ای ارائه شده است. به همراه فایل های صوتی و PDF این مجموعه، برای هر سطح یک نرم افزار ارائه شده است که در بردارنده تمرین های اضافی Reading به همراه پاسخ می باشد. کتاب های قرار گرفته شده بر روی سایت مربوط به ویرایش اول این مجموعه است و تنها سطح Elementary مربوط به ویرایش دوم است.
Teachers tell us that single most important factor in engaging their students in reading courses is havig a book that offers high-interet, level-approproate content. So as its tite suggests, Select Readings, features dynamic, carefully-selected readings chosen by experienced teachers to meet the needs of today's global learners.
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