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تاريخ : یک شنبه 6 اسفند 1391برچسب:,
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What has three hands but only one face?

- A clock.

Why is the letter "E" so important?

- Because it is the beginning of "everything"!

Who works only one day in the year but never gets fired?

- Santa Clause.

When can you have someting and nothing at the same time in your pocket?

- When you have a hole in your pocket!

Where can you always find money?

- In a dictionary.

Why do fish live in water?

- Because cats cannot swim!

What is black when it is clean, and white when it is dirty?

- A blackboard.

Why are grandpa's false teeth like stars?

- Because they come out at night!

What word is pronounced wrong even by native English speakers?

- The word "wrong"!

What will make more noise in your house than a dog?

- Two dogs.






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1. He teaches the students.
4. The ships move in it.
5. A kind of animal.
6. It rings at school.
8. Short for hour.
9. Not rich.
10. You sit at it at school.
11. Ali is as tall ……… Reza.
12. See
13. Past
14. Bear's house.
15. Mina has two ………. .
 
 
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2. We ………. lunch at home.
3. Not
4. You go to ……… every day.
6. I have a new ……….. .
7. The English ……... was easy.
9. We read ……… like week.
10. Open the ………., please.
11. Years old.
13. ………. two and two to get four.




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